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Federal Election 2019: Meet the Australian Better Families Party

April 3, 2019 / Catherine / 4 Comments

Summary

Website:	https://betterfamilies.org.au/
Facebook:	https://www.facebook.com/theabfparty/
Slogan:	We are better together.
Themes:	Mental health reform, child support reform, family law reform. Better support for victims of domestic violence, regardless of gender. A touch of ‘but what about the men?’, and a worrying whiff of Men’s Rights Activism.
Electorate:	Upper House: NSW, QLD, TAS (Ungrouped) Lower House: Greenway
Preferences:	ABF preferences One Nation, the Shooters Fishers and Farmers, and the Liberal Democratic Party at 2-4 on both its Senate how to vote cards. In Queensland, they then preference United Australia and the Australian Conservatives; in NSW it’s the Christian Democrats and the Australian Conservatives. Essentially, they like right-wing, libertarian parties with Christian leanings and a fondness for guns. And if that comes with a little bit of racism, that’s also perfectly fine.

Federal Election 2019: Meet the Affordable Housing Party

April 2, 2019 / Catherine / 4 Comments

Summary

Website:	https://www.affordable-housing-party.org/
Facebook:	https://www.facebook.com/AffordableHousingParty/
Themes:	Single-issue party concerned about housing affordability in Australia. No policies in other areas, however they identify themselves as being on the progressive side of politics.
Preferences:	No how to vote card provided.
Electorate:	Upper House: NSW

2019 Federal Election Virtual Drinking Game

February 16, 2019 / Catherine / 15 Comments

I had so many good intentions for this blog in 2019. For example, I intended to do a proper write up of who wound up in the Victorian Legislative Council, and indeed, I have started that post, and even continued that post… I just haven’t finished that post. It’s been that sort of year. I hope that I will do so soon, but I think I’d better not make any more promises on that score.

Anyway, with the Federal Election looming, it looks likely that we will be seeing some really ugly and stupid politics playing out over the next few months. Which… will make the next few months not all that different from the last few months.

I was going to create a bingo game to solace us all in the toxic lead-up to this election, but when I shared some of my ideas for a bingo card with a friend he said “That’s not bingo, because all of those things are guaranteed to happen.”

And, while I don’t think he is *quite* right, there is a seed of truth in his remark.

(Certainly, at least one thing I planned to put on the bingo card has happened in the two days between me coming up with this idea and today. So while I originally planned not to write this silly post until I had been good and finished my Victorian Election post, I’m putting this up now regardless, before every single thing on it has a chance to happen.)

Which is why I’m turning this into a drinking game. Or rather, a virtual drinking game, because I don’t want to encourage irresponsible drinking and I think we will all be thoroughly potted if we follow the game plan below. Mix up the virtual cocktail of your choice and start playing!

Alternatively, if you’d like this game to have some more meaning than our politics currently does, pick a charity – or indeed, a political party – that stands for something you hold dear, and pick a dollar or cent amount for sips, swigs and sculls. Every time one of the items on the list comes up, put the appropriate amount into a piggy bank, and when the time is right, donate the amount you have raised. Everyone wins!

(Well, except the Coalition, I hope. And yes, this drinking game is just as partisan as everything else I write.)

National Holiday

January 26, 2019 / Catherine / 2 Comments

I was born and live on Wurundjeri land.

That probably tells you everything you need to know about my views on Australia Day and whether we should change the date, but when did that ever stop me from writing a blog post?

I don’t actually know a lot about the history of this country before European settlers arrived (which was not, incidentally, on January 26, 1788. Though apparently that *was* the date the French arrived at Botany Bay, so we should probably be putting snails, not snags, on the barbie, if barbecues are our thing…).

Victorian State Election 2018: Post-mortem Part 1

November 26, 2018 / Catherine / 2 Comments

So it looks like Labor won that one, then. Which is good, because the main narrative I’ve seen floating around the place has been that Victorians rejected the politics of fear and racism, and that Andrews won by being strong on policy and infrastructure (and, it must be said, on the back of four years of actually achieving a fair bit of what he set out to do).

Is this narrative true? Well, partially, at least. I’m sure the mess in Canberra didn’t help Matthew Guy any, though amusingly neither side of politics really wants to admit that – Labor, because it takes away from their victory, and the Liberals because then they’d have to admit to getting that wrong (which Mary Wooldridge very nearly did, in fact). But, while I’d love to think that my fellow Victorians are all highly-evolved individuals who are too intelligent to fall for a fear campaign and too kind to be motivated by racism, I suspect that this is not wholly the case.

Still, true or not, it’s a good narrative, and one that I hope will take root. “Fear campaigns don’t win in this country” is an idea that I would like to become true. I mean, wouldn’t it be lovely if everyone in politics went, right, OK, fear campaigns don’t work, let’s make the Federal election about policy instead of about racism and being mean to LGBTQI people.

Victorian State Election 2018: Election Eve

November 23, 2018 / Catherine / 5 Comments

And so, here we are. Tomorrow, millions of Victorians will get up, locate their nearest polling booth, and vote. We will collect (or reject) How to Vote cards from the major parties and whatever random sprinkling of minor parties come our way; we will investigate the cake stall and secretly regret that we are too old and too heavy for the jumping castle; we will complain about the length of the lines and the ridiculous size of the ballot paper; and on the way out, we will probably succumb to the lure of the Democracy Sausage, or at least the veggie sausage or the egg and bacon roll. (And woe betide the rebel who puts the onion on top of his sausage!)

And then we will go home, secure in the knowledge that we have voted and that our vote will be counted.

Here are three things I want you to remember tomorrow.

Victorian State Election 2018: Worth a thousand words?

November 23, 2018 / Catherine / 2 Comments

Well, if I actually go back and count up everything I’ve written over the last few weeks, this election is clearly worth more like 83,000 words to me…

Which is a lot of writing – and also a lot of reading.

If you have been following me on this long, and sometimes disturbing, journey through Victoria’s political psyche, with its egos, ids, and superegos, I think you deserve a reward.

I’ve commented a few times over the course of these posts that it would be interesting to create wordclouds for some of these political parties. Well, it turns out that www.wordclouds.com lets me do just that – and it even lets me choose the colours and shapes so that they can be themed with the parties in question! So, herewith, for your delectation and delight, the political parties contesting the Victorian State Election – in pictorial form!

Victorian State Election 2018: Some useful links and resources

November 22, 2018 / Catherine / 5 Comments

We’re getting to the pointy end of the election, and if you are just joining the fun, you probably don’t have time to read every single one of my posts!

So here are some other resources that should take you less time to read, and might entertain you.

Official Resources

VEC list of Group Voting Tickets
VEC list of How to Vote cards
VEC tool to find your nearest polling place – you can type in your address and it will show you a map of nearby polling places.

Other resources on small parties

Antony Green tells you how to vote, provides some fairly scary senate calculators based on the group voting tickets and recommends voting below the line.
Jill Stark on Twitter gives a brief rundown of political parties with misleading or confusing names
André Brett on Twitter has a tweet for every party on the ballot.
André also has an excellent Tumblr Blog called Blatantly Partisan Party Reviews (close inspection will reveal that he and I have something of a mutual admiration society happening – the world of tiny political party bloggers is small…), which gives you a paragraph or two on each party if you want more detail than Twitter can provide, but don’t have all day. He also researched the independents for Brunswick.
Matt Hrkac has nice, concise summaries of each party contesting the election. (I’d recommend this as an article to take into the polling booth, because it’s brief and covers the basics enough to remind you who everyone is)
Daniel Bowen has a useful article about the election, with information on voting, small parties, energy and the environment, and local Bentleigh issues.
The New Daily have put up a post on microparties. It’s interesting to see what stands out for them.
If climate change is your priority, then Precarious Climate has analysed all the parties from a climate change policy perspective.
If homelessness is your chief concern, Everybody’s Home has profiled Labor, the Coalition, the Greens and Fiona Patten’s Reason Party on this issue.
If racism is something you are worried about, Colour Code has rated a number of major and minor parties, and provided short profiles on their policies in this area.
First Dog on the Moon doesn’t talk about minor parties, but as usual, he is on the money with the majors.

Democracy Sausage

Democracysausage.org is an interactive map that tells you which of your local polling booths are having sausage sizzles, which are having cake stalls, and so forth. I have not yet figured out what all the icons mean, but they are numerous and varied. For booths which have not yet been filled in, the site predicts the likeliness of a sausage sizzle based on past elections. This is probably your most important link on election day…

And that’s about it! Don’t forget to vote, and make sure your friends vote, too – and for heaven’s sake, vote below the line. Your vote is too important to leave to other people to decide.

If you have spotted a useful round up of tiny political parties that I haven’t included here, please let me know! I’m aware that those linked above are largely as left-leaning as I am, which is mostly because those are the blogs that link to me or that Google offers me, despite my now extremely dubious search history. (On the bright side, Googling so many political candidates has apparently made Facebook’s and Twitter’s algorithms start sending me recruiting ads for ASIO, which I find hilarious. I’m pretty sure ASIO would not take me as a gift.) (But then, that’s probably what I would be saying if I *was* working for ASIO, isn’t it…?)

Victorian State Election 2018: Meet Pascoe Vale Independent John Kavanagh!

November 20, 2018 / Catherine / 2 Comments

I don’t have time to read all of this!
The Basics

Website: https://www.kavanagh2016.org/about
Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100011552947817
Themes: Public transport, kindness to animals, funding for schools. Generally left-leaning.

With friends like these…
How to Vote Card

Kavanagh has a multiple-choice how to vote card, telling you how to vote for John Kavanagh if you prefer Liberals ahead of ALP, and how to vote for him if you prefer ALP ahead of Liberals. Nice ducking of the question there, Kavanagh! At the bottom of the card he reminds us that ‘these preferences are recommended, but the choice of preferences is entirely yours!’.

So I don’t think preferences are something he cares much about, basically.

Oscar Yildiz is second on both cards, with the Greens in 3rd place. You then have the option of Labor or Liberal in 4th place, followed by Animal Justice in 5th. Liberal or Labor are back at 6th place, followed by the Socialists at 7th and Francesco Timpano at 8th.

The Body Politic
Policies, Snark, Terrible Theme Songs and Other Observations

Victorian State Election 2018: Meet Pascoe Vale Independent Francesco Timpano!

November 20, 2018 / Catherine / 14 Comments

I don’t have time to read all of this!
The Basics

Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100006101358852
Or possibly: https://www.facebook.com/pages/category/Performance-Art-Theatre/Francesco-Timpano-Thinker-Politician-Architect-to-the-Very-Rich-Worthy-377430045757803/

(I’ve spent ten minutes trying to figure out whether the second one is a parody or not, and I honestly can’t tell. It has a lot of the same material, and is very much in the same style. It’s slightly more grandiose, but really only slightly, and not actually out of character…)

Having said that… it’s a very, um, distinctive style, and I suspect it could be imitated pretty easily. Having said *that*, who would bother?)

Themes: The Moreland City Council is Corrupt! The Greens are criminals! Conspiracy theories abound!

With friends like these…
How to Vote Card

Timpano has put Oscar Yildiz in second place, followed by the ALP. The Liberal candidate is in 4th place, followed by Animal Justice, the Victorian Socialists, John Kavanagh and the Greens.

I recall from the last election that he really *hates* the Greens; it looks like Kavanagh (the current Moreland mayor) is also on his shit-list.