The Australian Voice Party is another party that is new, at least on the Victorian Election scene. After careful investigation of their website, I am forced to conclude that it is neither a political party for opera singers nor one for speech pathologists. It has nothing to do with the TV show of a very similar name. There will be no auditions, no power chords, no Eurovision key changes, and nobody being sent home. It’s all very disappointing.
OK, I’m done. Let us reluctantly leave the wild fanatsies of my overactive imagination for the admittedly duller, but probably more relevant, world of politics.
On second thoughts, let’s not. My little dreamworld is much more fun…